Category Archives: Humour

Humourous poetry and prose.

Fitting Ends III

More of my entries from the now defunct website, fittingends.com (link to archive.org). Dawn French Sacrificed by Zanon7c On location in the jungle, making a Vicar of Dibley Missionary Special, she bends over (for no adequately explained reason) causing an … Continue reading

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Re-Introducing Mortimer & Mears!

Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. Dick: Please!!! Not such large print. I haven’t fully recovered from “The Bentilean” Christmas Party yet. Sarah: Too much to drink? Ed: No thanks, he’s had too much already. Dick: … Continue reading

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Mortimer & Mears #5: The Bentilean’s 2nd Birthday

Dick: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag. Sarah: And what a special mag we have for you this time. [To Dick]: You know what it is this time, don’t you? Dick: We haven’t got to go … Continue reading

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Mortimer & Mears #6a: The Panto

Sarah: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. We nearly didn’t make it this issue, did we Dick? Missed the first edition completely. Dick: Sure did. But they’re like Moorland Rover buses, miss one and there’ll be … Continue reading

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Diary of a Bent’ Vol’: A Humourous Short Story

Anyone who’s ever read The Advertiser, or listened to Radio Stoke, will have heard of the Bentilee Volunteers {or “Bent’ Vol’s”, as one wag has nick-named them}, but who are they? “The Bentilean” sent their ace reporter, Ivor Story, to … Continue reading

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Mortimer & Mears #4: The New Designer Woman

Dick: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag. Have we got a show for you this issue. There’s…..ermmmmm? And…..er…? {To Sarah}: Have we got a show for them this issue? Sarah: I don’t know. I thought you … Continue reading

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Mortimer & Mears 7: The Case of the Drivelling Detective

Sarah bowed her head against the pelting rain, and pulled the collar of her coat over her long hair, as she and Dick made a dash for the vaulted doorway of the grey, stone manor house. “Sure glad to get … Continue reading

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