Tag Archives: 1992

Mortimer & Mears 7: The Case of the Drivelling Detective

Sarah bowed her head against the pelting rain, and pulled the collar of her coat over her long hair, as she and Dick made a dash for the vaulted doorway of the grey, stone manor house. “Sure glad to get … Continue reading

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Why/How did the…..cross the road? Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because the farmer drove her. How did the German U-boat captain cross the road? A: He used the subway, of course! Why did the ravenous lion cross the road? A: Because he … Continue reading

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With You

With you A grassy bed A bright blue sky Overhead What do I Care For thistles    creepy-crawlies    herds of sheep    and peeping toms? With you Your auburn hair Dog-brown eyes Firm breasts (And the rest) I don’t even notice The … Continue reading

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Oh, Your Top!

Oh, your top makes Dolly Parton’s seem as flop as Bobby Charlton’s It’s a sweet duet It’s Somerset in spring It’s Yorkshire puddin’ It’s Christmas stuffin’ It’s Bob & Bing (When they sing) Oh, your top It’s a sure winner … Continue reading

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The Secret Service Poet

Shhhh! If my appearance surprises you Whatever you do, don’t show it. Because I’m working undercover as…. ….a Secret Sevice Poet! Aye, I know you’ve never heard of us We don’t leak like M.I.6. An’ we don’t go advertising ourselves … Continue reading

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