Tag Archives: Bentilee Voices

The Futility of Philosphising

What is Life? The Philosopher mused As he sat all alone In the wood. And is there a difference He went on to ponder Between what is Bad And what is Good? And as he sat there The sun overhead … Continue reading

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You know…..

You know I think the world is A green grape Rolling towards A bowl of yellow custard In a lake of Dry water Beneath a pink umbrella Dotted with purple stars Which dance To 4/4 time Tunes Played by Red … Continue reading

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Sid the Parrot

Sid the Parrot had one wish He wished to be a footballer And he could to, if only he Were a good six foot taller. But alas for Sid, from claw to beak He was hardly worth the mentioning He … Continue reading

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She Walks in Woolies Every Night

She walks in Woolies ev’ry night Past Heinz bakend beans and tinned steaks pies And all that’s good to chew and bite Finds its way into her stockinged thighs Where strong elastic holds them tight Safe from gravity and prying … Continue reading

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