Tag Archives: Christmas

The Puffin' Song (To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashin’ through the snow Chasin’ my toupee O’er the hills I go Puffin’ all the way! Arms I madly swing Turning my face bright Oh, what fun it is to run And sing a running song tonight: Oh, puffin’ here, … Continue reading

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I'm Holly and She's Ivy

I’m Holly and she’s Ivy An’ we’re so full grown That the stable lads And the masters Can’t leave us well alone Whether we’re mucking out the barn Or brushing down a horse They greet us ‘cross the courtyard With … Continue reading

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You are old, Father Christmas

You are old, Father Christmas, the young boy said Yet you transverse the world in one night Now tell me, I pray thee, how you achieve this feat Do your reindeer travel faster than light? I am old, as you … Continue reading

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Deck the Barn

Deck the barn with boughs of holly Fa la la, la la la lah Tis the time for yuletide folly Fa la la, la la la lah Pass the mince pies and the puddin’ Fa la la, la la la … Continue reading

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King Kong Merrily On High

King Kong, merrily on high From sky-scrapers is swinging King Kong, verily his cry Is like our carol singing: Ahhhhh…ahhhh…ahhhh…ab-so-lute-ly awful! ___________ ©John Steele, 1988, 2008

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Christmas Ramblings…. (from The Bentilean website, 1996)

As I’ve already said, I haven’t really got any new stuff to add to this page so I thought I’d just ramble on a bit. I spent my Christmas break eating chocolate logs, watching telly, drinking sherry and eating some … Continue reading

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