Tag Archives: Pam Ayres

POEM: I Have A Punk Milkwoman

I have a punk milkwoman Her name is Bertha-Sue Alas, about delivering milk She hasn’t a bleeding clue! One day I shouted after her That I wanted pasteurized So she threw a bottle after me Right past my eyes But … Continue reading

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Dear Sis' (cough, cough)

Dear Sis’, cough, cough I just thought I would sit down, cough, cough And write you this line, cough, cough Whilst, cough, cough I have some spare time, cough, cough As, cough, cough I’ve just been told, cough, cough To … Continue reading

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