Tag Archives: Parody

Oh, Your Top!

Oh, your top makes Dolly Parton’s seem as flop as Bobby Charlton’s It’s a sweet duet It’s Somerset in spring It’s Yorkshire puddin’ It’s Christmas stuffin’ It’s Bob & Bing (When they sing) Oh, your top It’s a sure winner … Continue reading

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The Puffin' Song (To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashin’ through the snow Chasin’ my toupee O’er the hills I go Puffin’ all the way! Arms I madly swing Turning my face bright Oh, what fun it is to run And sing a running song tonight: Oh, puffin’ here, … Continue reading

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I'm Holly and She's Ivy

I’m Holly and she’s Ivy An’ we’re so full grown That the stable lads And the masters Can’t leave us well alone Whether we’re mucking out the barn Or brushing down a horse They greet us ‘cross the courtyard With … Continue reading

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You are old, Father Christmas

You are old, Father Christmas, the young boy said Yet you transverse the world in one night Now tell me, I pray thee, how you achieve this feat Do your reindeer travel faster than light? I am old, as you … Continue reading

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Deck the Barn

Deck the barn with boughs of holly Fa la la, la la la lah Tis the time for yuletide folly Fa la la, la la la lah Pass the mince pies and the puddin’ Fa la la, la la la … Continue reading

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King Kong Merrily On High

King Kong, merrily on high From sky-scrapers is swinging King Kong, verily his cry Is like our carol singing: Ahhhhh…ahhhh…ahhhh…ab-so-lute-ly awful! ___________ ©John Steele, 1988, 2008

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We Three Fans

We three fans of Port Vale are Pissed as newts after the bar Drowning sorrows, ghastly horrors Lost six-nil to Q.P.R.! Oh, bar asunder, bar alight! Bar is burning, hot & bright Quickly fleeing We’re pleading “Save us from the … Continue reading

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