Tag Archives: Unpublished

Star Detective Holmes and the Case of the Missing Friend

Ouside of the three dimensional space-time continuum, in an alternate universe, Holmes and I lived in our suite of domestic living areas orbiting the planet of Bayka STII, in the system of Ingspace I. The day was Galactic Time 25943.7859278 … Continue reading

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Dear Sis' (cough, cough)

Dear Sis’, cough, cough I just thought I would sit down, cough, cough And write you this line, cough, cough Whilst, cough, cough I have some spare time, cough, cough As, cough, cough I’ve just been told, cough, cough To … Continue reading

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The Puffin' Song (To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashin’ through the snow Chasin’ my toupee O’er the hills I go Puffin’ all the way! Arms I madly swing Turning my face bright Oh, what fun it is to run And sing a running song tonight: Oh, puffin’ here, … Continue reading

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We Three Fans

We three fans of Port Vale are Pissed as newts after the bar Drowning sorrows, ghastly horrors Lost six-nil to Q.P.R.! Oh, bar asunder, bar alight! Bar is burning, hot & bright Quickly fleeing We’re pleading “Save us from the … Continue reading

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