Tag Archives: Dick Mortimer

Re-Introducing Mortimer & Mears!

Posted on 23 October, 2016 by John

Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. Dick: Please!!! Not such large print. I haven’t fully recovered from “The Bentilean” Christmas Party yet. Sarah: Too much to drink? Ed: No thanks, he’s had too much already. Dick: … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears #5: The Bentilean’s 2nd Birthday

Posted on 15 July, 2011 by John

Dick: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag. Sarah: And what a special mag we have for you this time. [To Dick]: You know what it is this time, don’t you? Dick: We haven’t got to go … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears #6a: The Panto

Posted on 12 July, 2011 by John

Sarah: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. We nearly didn’t make it this issue, did we Dick? Missed the first edition completely. Dick: Sure did. But they’re like Moorland Rover buses, miss one and there’ll be … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears #4: The New Designer Woman

Posted on 10 July, 2011 by John

Dick: Good reading, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag. Have we got a show for you this issue. There’s…..ermmmmm? And…..er…? {To Sarah}: Have we got a show for them this issue? Sarah: I don’t know. I thought you … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears 7: The Case of the Drivelling Detective

Posted on 9 July, 2011 by John

Sarah bowed her head against the pelting rain, and pulled the collar of her coat over her long hair, as she and Dick made a dash for the vaulted doorway of the grey, stone manor house. “Sure glad to get … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears Extra

Posted on 8 July, 2011 by John

(Mears is onstage and Mortimer enters gyrating his body and singing silently to himself.) Mears: What are you doing? Mortimer: What do you mean? Mears: Gyrating your body like that. You could bend something vital doing that. Mortimer: Ah, well, … Continue reading →

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They’re back!….Mortimer & Mears!! (That’s Dick and Sarah)

Posted on 7 July, 2011 by John

Mears: Well, here we are, back for another issue. Mortimer: I told you that photo would work, didn’t I? Mears: You did, but I didn’t need to use it. Mortimer: You didn’t need to use it? Mears: No, he was … Continue reading →

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Introducing Mortimer & Mears…(that’s Dick and Sarah)

Posted on 6 July, 2011 by John

Mortimer: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag. (Turns to Sarah) I like saying that you know. “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the mag.” I could say it all night. Mears: Well don’t, we … Continue reading →

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Mortimer & Mears 3: Mears & the Editor!?

Posted on 9 December, 2008 by John

How could I maintain a blog archiving my old writings (and new ones, if I ever get round to any) without including a Mortimer & Mears sketch. Think ‘Morecambe & Wise’. Think ‘complete rip-off’. And bear in mind I made … Continue reading →

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